So, I got a bit sick doing a stupid little stunt the other day. What, you might ask? Driving home in heavy, pouring rain. It's actually more dangerous than it sounds, since there was hail, the streets were almost completely flooded, and the heavy rain and fast winds made it nearly impossible to navigate. My little Lexus could have easily turned into a boat at any time during the trip home.
Which, now that I think about it, might have been fun. Like being a pirate. Or one of those dudes from Deadliest Catch. Anyway...
I'm sure that any American by now has heard the "Obama is not American" conspiracy theory. It's gotten so bad, that Obama has had to show his actual Birth Certificate to the public, just as a means to silence critics. Did this silence the critics? Of course not, or else I wouldn't be making this blog post that no one will read.
Yesterday, Alex Jones posted a video on his Youtube channel entitled "PROOF!!! Obama Certificate Fraud". He needed two extra exclamation marks to show that this was serious business.
Since the certificate's release, many conspiracy theorist have also made videos detailing how the certificate is faked. I don't really need to get into detail about Alex's video, as anyone with even minor experience in Adobe Illustrator or Photoshop will know he's being retarded.
But we can talk about good ol' Alex Jones. For those of you who might be reading this and wondering "Who is Alex Jones, anyway?", he's a prominent figure within the Conspiracy Theory movements, most notably the New World Order and the 9/11 Truth Movement. To a lot of people, Jones is somewhat of a Guru of CT's, spreading the message of New World Government and 9/11 was an inside Job to the masses via his radio talk show.
I'd like to make note now that it would take far too long to sit here and try to debunk every single Alex Jones claim. I couldn't do it in one blog post, and I couldn't do it in 20 blog posts.
The guy has put at least 15 years into this, and has released several films regarding NWO conspiracy theories.
BUT, since there has been some recent fun since I've been writing this, I can focus on some of his newest claims, which are focused around the death of Osama Bin Ladin.
This is one of Alex's newest videos, regarding the death of Osama. According to him and Prisonplanet.com, the death was hoax to divert attention away from Obama's deteriorating approval ratings.
Now, the first thing I want everyone to notice (if anyone is even reading this) is Jone's sources. They almost always go to his webpage, or webpages that support him. Most notably, Prison Planet and Info Wars. What's even more strange is that he links four articles that spit nearly the same thing.
The first article I read, called "Red Alert: Government has Osama Frozen for years" is the first article published by them regarding the newest news of Osama's death. The article gives no real evidence of the titles claim or even a mention of it. Just a bitter bias attitude and going into unofficial death announcements of Bin Laden's death.
Yes, this isn't the first time Bin Laden was reported dead. One of the news sites that claimed this was even Fox News (Not an entirely credible news source. I think I'd believe World Weekly News over them any day.), but all of this information is speculation at best. From what I've been able to see, half of it was hearsay being passed down, while the other half was opinions from government officials, which Alex Jones and his cohorts took as "official confirmation" of Osama's death.
This report has been the first official confirmation of Bin Laden's death. It's very easy to speculate if a man is dead or not when he's nearly always hiding.
The second article, Bin Laden's Corpse has been on ice for nearly a decade , says nearly the same thing, only this time making at least some mention of the title:
"A multitude of different inside sources both publicly and privately, including one individual who personally worked with Bin Laden at one time, told us directly that Osama’s dead corpse has been on ice for nearly a decade and that his “death” would only be announced at the most politically expedient time."
What sources? The article literally gives no real source for this information, just two passing mentions of it in the article. This article then follows suit and does the exact same thing the original article does; pull up irrelevant information of both people's opinions and unofficial death announcements of Osama. How is this investigative journalism?
Okay, let's just move on, Bin Laden Pronounced dead...for the ninth time'
Again, it's the same thing. More talking about the unofficial death announcements and opinions of state and government officials.
"Now in 2011, President Obama has added himself to the mix of people in positions of authority who have pronounced Osama Bin Laden dead."
Nope. Obama would be (one of) the first people to confirm Osama's death, as “I would come to believe that [Bin Laden] probably is dead.” is not an official confirmation. It is an opinion stated by Pakistani government official.
THERE IS A DIFFERENCE
Wow, I need to calm down. Anyway, onto the last article mentioned in the above video. This is the one I wanted to address, because this where they claim that they (The united states government, or the "shadow government". Whatever.) released photoshopped images of the Osama death pictures in order to fool the public. The reality of the matter is, it's all a slip up of several different news reporters.
The photo its self has been circulating the internet since late 2009, as Alex Jones stated, but the reason behind the official publishing of this false photo is not because of a conspiracy: It's because of incompetence.
Trying to be the first to post death photos of Osama, many newscasters forgot to do a little thing called fact checking, which is not uncommon in the news industry to do when there's big news and they want to be the first to post (Which in turns makes them money.)
Several sources have already reported the photo as fake, and since this news has come to light, most of the people who published the image have since taken the photo down from their websites. The United States government has stated that the real photos of Osama's corpse are very graphic, and are hesitant to publicize them due to this fact.
Now, if I had it my way, I'd post those pictures anyway. There's no point in not giving the pictures away, no matter how gory. People like having pictorial confirmation, especially when it involves someone who devised a plot to murder 3,000 people.
BUT, I digress. In conclusion, the articles are all poorly written, contrived nonsense. Much of the time, they're either misquoting sources, or they're just quoting their own articles. The four articles mentioned above say just about the same thing, with the exception of the last article: They think Osama was frozen, and that the government has been waiting to thaw him out at the right time. I guess that makes sense, but you'll have to give me more than just "An outside source told me".
There's a big thing I've noticed with Alex Jones: it's the way he talks. You might notice he says things like "We all know that", "It's common knowledge...", "We proven this months/years ago", or "I talked about this months ago and I predicted this would happen..."
This isn't just with recent videos, he does this all the time. This leads me to believe that Ol' Alex is into some deceiving...
Do you know who Bill Cooper is? Of course you don't. He was a big time conspiracy theorist, much like how Alex is. Truth be told, I don't know much about the guy, aside from what Wikipedia tells me: He was into UFOs and the paranormal, he hated the government, and oh, got into a fucking gun fight with the police over tax evasion.
What does he have to do with Alex Jones? Only this:
(Skip to 1:07) Apparently, Alex told some lies about Cooper, saying he used profanity and was cut off the air. Here's the video where Jones interviews Cooper:
Now, regardless of the whole conspiracy talk, I believe Cooper was courteous, and more importantly, he wasn't ever cut off the air. Here's a videos of Alex Jones talking about Cooper: (after his death)
Huh. I personally found this interesting. What's more interesting is that Y2K scare thing that Cooper mentioned.
Oh hey, there it is. I find it pretty hilarious that even conspiracy theorists are debunking him. lol.
I'm not even joking, either. This article, posted on what looks like a conspiracy theorist website, shows actually provides some good insight into Alex Jones and how he operates, without having to call him a zionist shill. Until it gets to the end, that is.
Suffice to say, there is a lot I can post on this guy. I mean, a lot. Like, how he doesn't know what Moloch looks like, how he seems to be completely intolerant of others religions, his false reports of local terrorism perpetuated by the US government, and the list goes on, and on, and on...
But I'm not going to get into that. I've made this post too long already, and I'm sure there's not many people waiting to read it, so I'm going to end it here, and allow you (The person who may or may not be reading this) to go off and do your own research.
I'm not saying trust the government. Hell, if you live in the US, you should know that the whole basis that founded our government is to NOT trust the government.
(Right to bare arms, anyone?) But believing a guy like Alex Jones without researching him is just ignorant. Please, for the love of God, do your research. From the information I've gathered, and from what I've seen of him, he's nothing more than a fear monger and an attention whore.
Maybe next time when I bring up Conspiracy theories, I can talk about someone more interesting. Maybe David Icke?
Oh, Jarrah White. Wait, Jarrah isn't interesting. Lol.
In the mean time, have some hentai:
Which, now that I think about it, might have been fun. Like being a pirate. Or one of those dudes from Deadliest Catch. Anyway...
I'm sure that any American by now has heard the "Obama is not American" conspiracy theory. It's gotten so bad, that Obama has had to show his actual Birth Certificate to the public, just as a means to silence critics. Did this silence the critics? Of course not, or else I wouldn't be making this blog post that no one will read.
Yesterday, Alex Jones posted a video on his Youtube channel entitled "PROOF!!! Obama Certificate Fraud". He needed two extra exclamation marks to show that this was serious business.
Since the certificate's release, many conspiracy theorist have also made videos detailing how the certificate is faked. I don't really need to get into detail about Alex's video, as anyone with even minor experience in Adobe Illustrator or Photoshop will know he's being retarded.
But we can talk about good ol' Alex Jones. For those of you who might be reading this and wondering "Who is Alex Jones, anyway?", he's a prominent figure within the Conspiracy Theory movements, most notably the New World Order and the 9/11 Truth Movement. To a lot of people, Jones is somewhat of a Guru of CT's, spreading the message of New World Government and 9/11 was an inside Job to the masses via his radio talk show.
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| Not that New World |
The guy has put at least 15 years into this, and has released several films regarding NWO conspiracy theories.
BUT, since there has been some recent fun since I've been writing this, I can focus on some of his newest claims, which are focused around the death of Osama Bin Ladin.
This is one of Alex's newest videos, regarding the death of Osama. According to him and Prisonplanet.com, the death was hoax to divert attention away from Obama's deteriorating approval ratings.
Now, the first thing I want everyone to notice (if anyone is even reading this) is Jone's sources. They almost always go to his webpage, or webpages that support him. Most notably, Prison Planet and Info Wars. What's even more strange is that he links four articles that spit nearly the same thing.
The first article I read, called "Red Alert: Government has Osama Frozen for years" is the first article published by them regarding the newest news of Osama's death. The article gives no real evidence of the titles claim or even a mention of it. Just a bitter bias attitude and going into unofficial death announcements of Bin Laden's death.
Yes, this isn't the first time Bin Laden was reported dead. One of the news sites that claimed this was even Fox News (Not an entirely credible news source. I think I'd believe World Weekly News over them any day.), but all of this information is speculation at best. From what I've been able to see, half of it was hearsay being passed down, while the other half was opinions from government officials, which Alex Jones and his cohorts took as "official confirmation" of Osama's death.
This report has been the first official confirmation of Bin Laden's death. It's very easy to speculate if a man is dead or not when he's nearly always hiding.
The second article, Bin Laden's Corpse has been on ice for nearly a decade , says nearly the same thing, only this time making at least some mention of the title:
"A multitude of different inside sources both publicly and privately, including one individual who personally worked with Bin Laden at one time, told us directly that Osama’s dead corpse has been on ice for nearly a decade and that his “death” would only be announced at the most politically expedient time."
What sources? The article literally gives no real source for this information, just two passing mentions of it in the article. This article then follows suit and does the exact same thing the original article does; pull up irrelevant information of both people's opinions and unofficial death announcements of Osama. How is this investigative journalism?
Okay, let's just move on, Bin Laden Pronounced dead...for the ninth time'
Again, it's the same thing. More talking about the unofficial death announcements and opinions of state and government officials.
"Now in 2011, President Obama has added himself to the mix of people in positions of authority who have pronounced Osama Bin Laden dead."
Nope. Obama would be (one of) the first people to confirm Osama's death, as “I would come to believe that [Bin Laden] probably is dead.” is not an official confirmation. It is an opinion stated by Pakistani government official.
THERE IS A DIFFERENCE
Wow, I need to calm down. Anyway, onto the last article mentioned in the above video. This is the one I wanted to address, because this where they claim that they (The united states government, or the "shadow government". Whatever.) released photoshopped images of the Osama death pictures in order to fool the public. The reality of the matter is, it's all a slip up of several different news reporters.
Trying to be the first to post death photos of Osama, many newscasters forgot to do a little thing called fact checking, which is not uncommon in the news industry to do when there's big news and they want to be the first to post (Which in turns makes them money.)
Several sources have already reported the photo as fake, and since this news has come to light, most of the people who published the image have since taken the photo down from their websites. The United States government has stated that the real photos of Osama's corpse are very graphic, and are hesitant to publicize them due to this fact.
Now, if I had it my way, I'd post those pictures anyway. There's no point in not giving the pictures away, no matter how gory. People like having pictorial confirmation, especially when it involves someone who devised a plot to murder 3,000 people.
BUT, I digress. In conclusion, the articles are all poorly written, contrived nonsense. Much of the time, they're either misquoting sources, or they're just quoting their own articles. The four articles mentioned above say just about the same thing, with the exception of the last article: They think Osama was frozen, and that the government has been waiting to thaw him out at the right time. I guess that makes sense, but you'll have to give me more than just "An outside source told me".
There's a big thing I've noticed with Alex Jones: it's the way he talks. You might notice he says things like "We all know that", "It's common knowledge...", "We proven this months/years ago", or "I talked about this months ago and I predicted this would happen..."
This isn't just with recent videos, he does this all the time. This leads me to believe that Ol' Alex is into some deceiving...
Do you know who Bill Cooper is? Of course you don't. He was a big time conspiracy theorist, much like how Alex is. Truth be told, I don't know much about the guy, aside from what Wikipedia tells me: He was into UFOs and the paranormal, he hated the government, and oh, got into a fucking gun fight with the police over tax evasion.
What does he have to do with Alex Jones? Only this:
(Skip to 1:07) Apparently, Alex told some lies about Cooper, saying he used profanity and was cut off the air. Here's the video where Jones interviews Cooper:
Now, regardless of the whole conspiracy talk, I believe Cooper was courteous, and more importantly, he wasn't ever cut off the air. Here's a videos of Alex Jones talking about Cooper: (after his death)
Huh. I personally found this interesting. What's more interesting is that Y2K scare thing that Cooper mentioned.
Oh hey, there it is. I find it pretty hilarious that even conspiracy theorists are debunking him. lol.
I'm not even joking, either. This article, posted on what looks like a conspiracy theorist website, shows actually provides some good insight into Alex Jones and how he operates, without having to call him a zionist shill. Until it gets to the end, that is.
Suffice to say, there is a lot I can post on this guy. I mean, a lot. Like, how he doesn't know what Moloch looks like, how he seems to be completely intolerant of others religions, his false reports of local terrorism perpetuated by the US government, and the list goes on, and on, and on...
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| Moloch. |
But I'm not going to get into that. I've made this post too long already, and I'm sure there's not many people waiting to read it, so I'm going to end it here, and allow you (The person who may or may not be reading this) to go off and do your own research.
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| NOT FUCKING MOLOCH |
I'm not saying trust the government. Hell, if you live in the US, you should know that the whole basis that founded our government is to NOT trust the government.
(Right to bare arms, anyone?) But believing a guy like Alex Jones without researching him is just ignorant. Please, for the love of God, do your research. From the information I've gathered, and from what I've seen of him, he's nothing more than a fear monger and an attention whore.
Maybe next time when I bring up Conspiracy theories, I can talk about someone more interesting. Maybe David Icke?
Oh, Jarrah White. Wait, Jarrah isn't interesting. Lol.
In the mean time, have some hentai:
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